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"No Anna, I don’t want to build a f***** snowman right now".
I look for you in everyone.
I do. I always do.
She’s a G… got the guns ready
Am I alive? Is this heaven?
We gotta do better…
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball