This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
im so mad
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
Tis sad. I want to eat it.
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
DW gives zero fucks
Damn bro I can’t stop laughing. I hope this is real haha
Damn that’s a good way to find out if your man is cheating actually…..
Is that Pharrell